Hey there, cosmic queens! It’s your bestie here, ready to spill the celestial tea on your love life. Buckle up, because the stars are feeling extra spicy today!
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Girl, your fire is blazing hotter than a ghost pepper today! That cutie you’ve been eyeing? They’re feeling the heat too. Just remember, there’s a fine line between “passionate” and “restraining order.” Maybe dial it back from 11 to a solid 9.5?
♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Venus is doing the cha-cha in your pleasure zone, you lucky bull! Your Netflix and chill game is strong today. But honey, maybe actually watch a movie this time? Your neighbors are starting to wonder why you only ever see the first 10 minutes of everything.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Your dual nature is in overdrive today, sweetie. You’re flip-flopping more than a politician during election season. Pro tip: Your date doesn’t need to meet ALL of your personalities on the first night. Save some mystery for the second date… or the second year.
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
The moon is making you extra sensitive today, crabcake. You might cry at a puppy commercial or because your socks don’t match. It’s okay, lean into it! Nothing says “keeper” like someone who can rock the panda-eyes mascara look after an emotional breakdown over spilled almond milk.
♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Your mane is extra fabulous today, and everyone’s noticing! Just remember, not every admiring glance is an invitation to recreate your favorite TikTok dance in public. Save some of that sparkle for your actual date, you gorgeous show-off!
♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Mercury is giving you mad organizational skills today. Great for cleaning out your closet, not so great for your love life. Alphabetizing your ex’s flaws isn’t considered “moving on,” honey. Maybe reorganize your Tinder matches instead?
♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Balance is your thing, but today you’re wobblier than a newborn giraffe on roller skates. Can’t decide between two potential baes? Flip a coin, or better yet, introduce them to each other and see who survives the ensuing chaos. Problem solved!
♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Your mysterious aura is off the charts today, you sexy enigma. Just remember, there’s a difference between “intriguingly mysterious” and “potential serial killer.” Maybe ease up on the intense staring and cryptic one-liners, yeah?
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Adventure calls, and you’re answering at full volume! That spontaneous road trip sounds amazing, but maybe check if your date is actually awake before throwing them in the car at 3 AM. Not everyone appreciates a surprise kidnapping, no matter how romantic your intentions.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Your ambition is adorable, but planning your wedding on the first date might be a tad premature. How about you start with agreeing on a restaurant first? Baby steps, you eager goat, baby steps.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Your quirks are extra quirky today, you beautiful weirdo. That’s great, but maybe save the interpretive dance of your feelings for date number three? Or never. Never is also good.
♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Your dreamy nature is in overdrive, fish face. Reality is overrated anyway, right? Just be careful not to confuse your vivid fantasies with actual memories. Your coworker might get confused when you thank them for that romantic getaway that never happened.
Remember, cosmic cuties, the stars might guide us, but it’s up to us to make the mess… I mean, magic! Love you all! 💖✨
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